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[24 Jan 2012|06:25pm] |
About myself
Created by clarinet2009 and taken 633 times on Bzoink | | *Basics* | | Whats your full name?: | I should really stop putting that on the internet. | | When's your birthday?: | March Eighteenth, Ninteen Ninety-Three | | Where where you born?: | San Francisco (be sure to wear some flowers in your hair) | | How old are you?: | 18 | | What color is your hair?: | Brown. Completely. No fucking dye. | | What color is you eyes?: | Hazel Tov! | | How tall are you?: | 5'5" | | Are you single/taken?: | Single and ready to homosexually mingle | | Whos your best friend?: | Sara Breath Brody | | What do you want to be when your older?: | Magical! | | Are you happy with yourself?: | Yes | | Do you/Have you | | cuss?: | I do | | Sneak out?: | I don't think so actually | | smoked?: | YES | | hurt someones feelings?: | Yes | | cried in front of your crush?: | Yes | | burped in public?: | Never | | kissed?: | Yes | | get good grades?: | Yes | | been the loudest person in the movie theater?: | Yes | | act immature?: | penis | | likes preps?: | I did but now, no. | | ran into a door?: | A glass one | | *Random* | | When you get in trouble what is it normally about?: | Spending $400 on phone bills with Sara | | What's your favorite color?: | Don't have one | | What bed size do you have?: | Fucking twin cause I'm in a fucking dorm | | Have you ever Tped/Been Tped?: | NO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY | | How many friends do you have?: | Too many to fuck | | Are you in band?: | Right now no :( :( :( :( | | Are you a Cheerleader?: | Why the fuck is this question here | | Do you believe in abortion?: | I don't really believe in it but I believe it should be legal | | Is gay marriage ok?: | I. Am. A. Lesbian. | | Do people annoy you?: | Only annoying ones | | Looks or personality?: | cock size | | Do you think your pretty/handsome?: | I am average | | Cute or hott?: | again, cock size | | Does size really matter?: | See above | | Are you a virgin?: | No | | Does a person have something that you absolutly hate?: | My roommate lives in my room | | Whats the last thing you ate?: | Cottage cheese | | Pepsi products or Coke products?: | pep-c | You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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| Really Cynical |
[22 Dec 2008|01:37am] |
About myself
*Basics*
Whats your full name?: I think it's time I stopped putting my full name on the internet.
When's your birthday?: 3/18/93, but if you're an internet pedo I'm 47 and my husband plays football on occasion.
Where where you born?: San Francisco
How old are you?: Fifteen
What color is your hair?: Brown, kinda reddish, a little blonde. Oh shit those are all the hair colors.
What color is you eyes?: Hmm, what color "is you eyes"? I'd have to say "them is brown"
How tall are you?: TALL ENOUGH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Funny shit right there.
Are you single/taken?: Single, and not just ready to mingle, ready to get completely fucked hard.
Whos your best friend?: Elizabeth Leighton
What do you want to be when your older?: Straight.
Are you happy with yourself?: 'Sokay.
Do you/Have you
cuss?: Of course I don't mother fucking cuss you shitdouchefuck.
Sneak out?: Nope.
smoked?: NO COMMENT. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
hurt someones feelings?: No. Never. Not once in my entire life.
cried in front of your crush?: I cry in front of everyone. I'm a fucking hormonal gay female teenager.
burped in public?: Yes.
kissed?: Yes. Ugly jewish social freaks, cannibal punks, drunk girls, bulemic boys. The whole works.
get good grades?: Yeah I'm the fucking messiah.
been the loudest person in the movie theater?: Fuck shit yes.
act immature?: Never.
likes preps?: They're preppy.
ran into a door?: OMG I'M SO GLAD THIS QUESTION IS IN THIS SURVEY! YES IN FACT I RAN INTO A DOOR TWO MINUTES AGO! HAHAHHAA. Not.
*Random*
When you get in trouble what is it normally about?: Leaving milk and tomato soup in my room for two weeks.
What's your favorite color?: I don't fucking have one.
What bed size do you have?: Queen.
Have you ever Tped/Been Tped?: NO I HAVE NO EVER BEEN FUCKING TPED BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I HAVE.
How many friends do you have?: A fuckload.
Are you in band?: No. I am not in a band. First time I've said that in years.
Are you a Cheerleader?: No but I've got a lot of fucking cheer.
Do you believe in abortion?: Yeah it's fine.
Is gay marriage ok?: How else am I going to live my fuckshit of a life.
Do people annoy you?: I annoy myself.
Looks or personality?: Willingness to donate an organ. That's what I look for.
Do you think your pretty/handsome?: I'm fucking great.
Cute or hott?: Drop dead fuckable.
Does size really matter?: Yes.
Are you a virgin?: Nigger.
Does a person have something that you absolutly hate?: My brother's autism. Hate that shit.
Whats the last thing you ate?: A sandwich. What else is fucking new.
Pepsi products or Coke products?: PEPSI BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING WAY I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS RECESSION.
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| THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER? |
[19 Nov 2007|03:28pm] |
So, since Sara can't see Survivor this season, lemme sum up the funny parts.
The characer Amanda: MY ASS IS CONSTANTLY BLURRED BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T KEEP MY DAMN PANTS ON.
Literally, she'll just be walking around camp and her ass is just BLURRY. Unless she has some sort of underwear that the color of which is Blurry...?
Jamie: OMG I FOUND AN IMMUNITY IDOL AND I'LL PLAY IT RIGHT NOW SO I DON'T GO HOME! *hands immunity idol*
Jeff: ...yeah....no....that's not the idol. And the first member of our jurry is Jamie.
Jamie: Ahhh shit.
Jean-Robert: OMG GUYS I FOUND AN IMMUNITY IDOL.
Eric: No...James has both.
Jean-Robert: ...SERIOUSLY?
Eric: Yup.
Jeff: AND THE SECOND MEMBER OF OUR JURRY IS JEAN-ROBERT.
Jean-Robert: NOOOOOOOOO.
Yeah, what a weird season.
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| THINGS TO PUT AS AWAY MESSAGES YAY |
[16 Sep 2007|01:58pm] |
Don't let me stop your great self-destruction.
Die if you want to, you misguided martyr.
I wash my hands of your demolition.
Die if you want to you innocent puppet!
HOW ABOUUUUUT:
Give me a reason to be beautiful,
So sick in his body, so sick in his soul,
I'll give you my body, just sell me your soul,
Oh, and everything I am will be bought and sold,
Oh, and everything I am will turn hard and cold.
hmm
Come on, King of the Jews.
I only ask what I'd ask any superstar.
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are.
I am waiting, yes I'm a captive fan.
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| 12:16 |
[31 Aug 2007|12:16am] |
It's only 12:16. I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiired.
I'm writing here because my reallife journal/diary is packed for BOARDING SCHOOL.
IN TWO DAYS.
OMG.
And since it's technically Friday SARA IS LEAVING TOMORROW.
SARA STARTS THACHER TOMORROWOWOOWOOWWW.
Ooh wow this is big.
.....lolz....big.
Wanna know the darndest thing?
I still haven't finished my summer reading.
I'm ALMOST done with the first book....still need to start the second, Secret Life of Bees.
WTF?
Life of Pi is actually pretty good, I just wish it'd end already.
Maybe I shouldn't have spent my time reading Crank, Slapstick and the Memory Keeper's Daughter.
:D Oopz.
EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY
LOVE TODAY
LOVE TODAY
ANYWAY YOU WANT TO
ANYWAY YOU'VE GOT TO
LOVE LOVE ME
LOVE LOVE ME.
Song of my life right now.
I'm imagining myself the first night at Stevenson.
ADDIE: Sleeptight Roommate!
ROOMMATE: You too, Addie! G'night.
(three seconds later)
ADDIE: (singing along with the song blasting on her CD player)
EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY
LOVE TODAY
LOVE TODAY!
ROOMATE: Wtf Addie????
And then the second night.
ROOMMATE: Good night!
ADDIE: Night.
(one minute later)
ADDIE: (singing along with song blasting on her CD player)
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL
BUILT THIS CITY.
ROOMMATE: That's it, I'm requesting a roommate change.
ADDIE: Oh, btw, what's your name?
ROOMMATE: I was wondering when you were going to ask that and stop calling me roommate!
ADDIE: Oh, right, sorry, what is it?
ROOMMATE: Myra Hindley.
ADDIE: G'night Myra!
(three seconds later)
ADDIE: (screaming and yelling)
OH MY FUCKING GOD. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. OH DEAR FUCKING GOD. I forgot to brush my teeth!
EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY
LOVE TODAY....
THE END.
I'm off.
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| My New Sims |
[26 Jul 2007|12:39am] |
Okay, so, I'm making a SimStory. Now, it's not THAT interesting. There is a lesbian that makes it a bit more spiced up, but I've never played so much with a family OR made a simstory. So here it goes...
( The Henrys )
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| LOLLLLLLLL |
[19 Jun 2007|09:07pm] |
So there was a myspace bulletin that was like "TYPE IN YOUR NAME AND THE WORD "GOES" ON GOOGLE AND WRITE THE FIRST LINK THERE IS."
Examples and mine:
1. jack goes to camp
2. raven goes berrypicking
3. andrea goes to ukraine
4. addie goes into convulsions and they run spinal tap.
WTF.
And like, a few links down on google it said:
"Addie goes on to say that if Todd hadn’t lied about not loving Blair, Blair wouldn’t have had to lie about the baby
"
LOLLLZZ I LOVE LIFE.
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| More about old people |
[19 Jun 2007|07:14pm] |
They ALSO have the desire to know how they got to this part in the conversation.
"LOLZ SO HIS NAME WAS MODESTO? WAIT. HOW DID WE GET HERE? OH RIGHT. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BOARDING SCHOOOL. LOLZ. THEN ABOUT JANE GOING TO BOARDING SCHOOL. AND SHE MET THAT GUY..."
AND THEY REPEAT THE WHOLE FUCKING CONVERSATION.
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| Old people |
[19 Jun 2007|05:05pm] |
Why do old people care so much about the last time they visited you?
Srsly, this conversation was like a half hour long.
"Grandma: WAIT, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS HEREEEE?
MOM: LOLZ LIKE DECEMBER?
GRANDMA: LOLZ WAIT WASN'T I HERE FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
MOM: NO LOLZ MAYBE JANUARY?
GRANDMA: LOLZ THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO."
THEY NEED LIVES.
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| Dentists. |
[18 Jun 2007|04:09pm] |
So, this is supposed to be a serious-non-racist commment.
Why are all dentists and orthodontists azn???
Srsly.
Keira Knightley has really nice teeth. I wonder if her dentist is azn.
Azns rule.
I ran into my favorite teacher at Target.
Yup.
I love Keira Knightley.
I don't need to be forgiven.
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| OMG KEIRA KNIGHTLEY |
[18 Jun 2007|12:53pm] |
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
So, last night I had multiple dreams that I was with Keira Knightley.
And we were hanging around, and then we were put on this TV show together.
And I was trying to teach her something, I think how to be outgoing or something.
And we couldn't stop laughing.
IT WAS THE FUCKING MOST AMAZING DREAM IN THE ENTIRETY OF THE UNIVERSE.
OMFG
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[16 Jun 2007|09:53pm] |
So, I have an accurate song clip to describe how it is with Sara and I.
SHE WALKS OVER ME BY COURTNEY LOVE
We look the same, we talk the same, we are the same, we are the same
She walks over me
She walks over me
Just thought I'd share that.
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